Him: “I’ve been watching all evening and, I couldn’t resist approaching you. May, I buy you a drink?”
Me: “Well considering, that I’ve walked into the room all of two seconds ago. I’m gonna wager that you’ve probably used the line at least five times tonight.
Allow me the opportunity to locate my friends. Instead I offer for you to buy yourself another drink and, ponder on how not to be so thirsty.” end quote -M.M.L.